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Total Medals Earned: 366 (From 19 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,320 Points

Absolute Zero (Concept Build)

Boom! Unlocked 1/19/17
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I feel so close to you right now, it's a force field.
Goomba Unlocked 1/19/17
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Cause every game has one
Secret Tunnels Unlocked 1/19/17
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How did you get here?
Upgrade 1 of 3 Unlocked 1/19/17
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Pew
Upgrade 3 of 3 5 Points Pew Pew Pew
Welcome 5 Points Cause showing up is half the battle!
Upgrade 2 of 3 10 Points Pew Pew
Thanks for playing! 25 Points You the real MVP!
You made it! 25 Points Beat the demo with 500 HP or more.
SEND NUDES Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (35/115 points)

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Medals Earned: 250/250 (1,250/1,250 points)

Do You Know? Election 2016

Politically Adept Unlocked 1/19/17
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You know most of the stuff!
Politically Nutty Unlocked 1/19/17
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You know more than what the usual person would know...

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Flanders Killer 7

D'oh Unlocked 4/9/17
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Laser Therapy Unlocked 4/9/17
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Kill Frink with the Laser
Springfield Unlocked 4/9/17
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Reach Springfield
Level 03 Unlocked 4/9/17
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Get 3 stars on Level 3
Quad Killer Unlocked 4/9/17
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Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Jebediah Springfield 5 Points Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Otto's Earphones 5 Points Shoot Otto's Earphones
Tony's Cup 5 Points Shoot Fat Tony's cup
A little birdy 10 Points Kill the bird at least once
Lead Killer 10 Points Get 1st Place in the leaderboards
Level 01 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 1
Level 02 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 2
Level 04 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 4
Level 05 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 5
Level 07 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 7
Level 08 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 8
Level 09 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 9
Level 10 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 10
Level 12 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 12
Level 13 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 13
Level 14 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 14
Level 15 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 15
Level 16 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 16
Level 18 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 18
Level 19 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 19
Level 20 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 20
Level 21 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 21
Level 22 10 Points Get 3 stars on Level 22
Todd's Combo 10 Points Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Bible Blasters - Billy Graham 25 Points Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Brutal Killer 25 Points Complete the game 3 times in one session!
Game Completed 25 Points Complete the Game!
Hockey Dad 25 Points Score a load of points in Hockey Dad
Kill Bob 25 Points Kill Sideshow Bob
Larry the Looter 25 Points Steal all the loot without dying
Mass Murderer 25 Points Kill everyone in springfield
Maud's Ghost 25 Points Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Family Matters Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/38 (50/500 points)

Heart Star

Link Between Worlds Unlocked 1/25/17
5 Points
Clear the first 5 levels!
Piggyback Joyride Unlocked 1/25/17
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Clear levels 5-10!
Platform Parade Unlocked 1/25/17
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Clear Levels 15-20!
Pressing Matters Unlocked 1/25/17
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Clear levels 10-15!
Thanks! 5 Points Check out the Credits Page!
Companion and Cubes 50 Points Clear levels 20-25
Connected Worlds 100 Points Clear every level!

Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/220 points)

HOLD IT IN

Halfway There Unlocked 1/20/17
25 Points
Hold it in 30 seconds
Clean Getaway Unlocked 1/20/17
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Complete Story Mode
Son... Unlocked 1/20/17
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Get poop on dad 20 times.
The Clencher Unlocked 1/20/17
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
There's something in your teeth.... Unlocked 1/20/17
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hold on for one more day 25 Points Hold on 80 seconds
Just hold on we're going home 50 Points Hold on 100 seconds
Hold on to your friends 100 Points Hold on 150 seconds

Medals Earned: 5/8 (325/500 points)

Pixel Day Dash

Close Call 1 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Jump out of quicksand
Endurance 1 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Survive 30 seconds in a single run
Grim 1 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Die by hitting spikes
Grim 2 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Die by hitting a saw
Grim 3 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Fall into a pit
Grim 4 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Get pushed off screen
Hopscotch 1 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Jump 10 times in a single run
Pixel Collector 1 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Collect 50 pixels
Pixel Grabber 1 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Collect 20 pixels in a single run
Traveler 1 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Run for 30 seconds
Weightless 1 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds
Pixel Collector 2 Unlocked 1/23/17
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Challenge: Collect 100 pixels
Grim 5 5 Points Challenge: Get killed by a fan
Grim 6 5 Points Challenge: Die in quicksand
Cheap Run 1 10 Points Challenge: Run 15 seconds without collecting any pixels
Cheap Run 2 10 Points Challenge: Run 30 seconds without collecting any pixels
Cheap Swing 1 10 Points Challenge: Swing 3 times without collecting any pixels
Cheap Swing 2 10 Points Challenge: Swing 5 times without collecting any pixels
Close Call 2 10 Points Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times
Close Call 3 10 Points Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 10 times
Endurance 2 10 Points Challenge: Survive 60 seconds in a single run
Endurance 3 10 Points Challenge: Survive 2 minutes in a single run
Flyboy 1 10 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 5 seconds in a single run
Flyboy 2 10 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 10 seconds in a single run
Grappler 1 10 Points Challenge: Swing 5 times in a single run
Grappler 2 10 Points Challenge: Swing 15 times in a single run
Grappler 3 10 Points Challenge: Swing 30 times in a single run
Hopscotch 2 10 Points Challenge: Jump 200 times in a single run
Hopscotch 3 10 Points Challenge: Jump 50 times in a single run
Pixel Collector 3 10 Points Challenge: Collect 250 pixels
Pixel Collector 4 10 Points Challenge: Collect 500 pixels
Pixel Grabber 2 10 Points Challenge: Collect 50 pixels in a single run
Pixel Grabber 3 10 Points Challenge: Collect 100 pixels in a single run
Swinger 1 10 Points Challenge: Swing 10 times
Swinger 2 10 Points Challenge: Swing 20 times
Swinger 3 10 Points Challenge: Swing 50 times
Traveler 2 10 Points Challenge: Run for 60 seconds
Traveler 3 10 Points Challenge: Run for 5 minutes
Traveler 4 10 Points Challenge: Run for 15 minutes
Unsinkable 1 10 Points Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 3 times in a single run
Unsinkable 2 10 Points Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 5 times in a single run
Weightless 2 10 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds
Weightless 3 10 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 30 seconds
Weightless 4 10 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 60 seconds
Close Call 4 25 Points Challenge: Jump out of quicksand 15 times
Flyboy 3 25 Points Challenge: Float over fans for 15 seconds in a single run
Jumpman 1 25 Points Challenge: Jump 500 times
Pixel Collector 5 25 Points Challenge: Collect 1000 pixels
Swinger 4 25 Points Challenge: Swing 100 times
Traveler 5 25 Points Challenge: Run for 30 minutes

Medals Earned: 12/50 (65/525 points)

Pokemon Campaign

Humble Beginnings Unlocked 1/19/17
5 Points
Start your adventure
Doofus 5 Points Catch a Bidoof
Super Nerd 5 Points Use Dexter to research a Pokemon
Big 5 10 Points Reach Level 5
Dat's Right! 10 Points As Meowth, KO a Pokemon owned by Ash
Searching Far And Wide 10 Points Explore every area in the Campo Region
Super Rod 10 Points Catch a Pokemon from a pond
Type Advantage 10 Points Deal 4x super effective damage to a wild Pokemon
Vroom Vroom 10 Points Add Racecar the Girafarig to your team
Big 10 25 Points Reach Level 10
Bugcatcher 25 Points Defeat Yanmega in Mantis Forest
Hiker 25 Points Travel over 10,000 metres
Kill-fish 25 Points Defeat Qwilfish in Periwinkle Pond
Needle Little Help? 25 Points Defeat Cacturne in Midnight Graveyard
Rare Catch 25 Points Catch a pseudo-legendary Pokemon
Smell Ya Later! 25 Points Defeat Stunky in Fandango Fields
Trio, Trio, Trio! 25 Points Defeat Dugtrio in Cordovan Cave
Grinding! 100 Points KO 100 wild Pokemon
Pokemon Master 100 Points Beat the game
Omega Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

Pound the Puss

Puss Pounder Unlocked 1/19/17
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Curiosity Killed the Puss Unlocked 1/19/17
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Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Du Fromage? Unlocked 1/19/17
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Ask for a hint about the omelette
Eat Your Heart Out Unlocked 1/19/17
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lightspeed Puss Unlocked 1/19/17
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Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Money Talks Unlocked 1/19/17
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
What a Drag Unlocked 1/19/17
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Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
What is this, the 50's? Unlocked 1/19/17
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Clucking on the First Date Unlocked 1/19/17
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Disco Inferno Unlocked 1/19/17
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Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pricy Puss Unlocked 1/19/17
25 Points
Collect $1.01
Pound Around Unlocked 1/19/17
100 Points
Beat the game

Medals Earned: 12/12 (250/250 points)

Ridiculous Text Adventures

How stupid are you? Unlocked 1/23/17
5 Points
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Suicide Unlocked 1/23/17
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You monster.
That was smart Unlocked 1/23/17
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What you should have done is really obvious.
Your pants are on fire Unlocked 1/23/17
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Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
AI never gives up Unlocked 1/23/17
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You found a stalker!
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner Unlocked 1/23/17
25 Points
Good luck with your new career.
You are a murderer Unlocked 1/23/17
25 Points
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Nailed the interview Unlocked 1/23/17
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You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
You are the chair Unlocked 1/23/17
50 Points
And you should be damn proud.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game Unlocked 1/23/17
100 Points
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You made a deal! Unlocked 1/23/17
100 Points
I hope you chose the money.

Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)